if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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