It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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