Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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