PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I need a burrito and a hug.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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