Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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