Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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