Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
this hospital has no fireball
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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