we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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