Ambien. No doubt about it.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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