i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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