i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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