How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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