fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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