When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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