belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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