READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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