I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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