Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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