Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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