Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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