can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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