Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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