I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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