This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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