Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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