hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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