You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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