chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He better not be in your backpack
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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