im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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