there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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