I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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