New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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