Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
sex in a hospital.. check
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Shame - the story of my life.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
