508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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