How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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