i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My bed smells like the plague
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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