I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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