She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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