What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
