About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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