i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im holly from the hills drunk
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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