Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
