32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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