Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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