that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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