if you like me you must not know who I am
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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