Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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