Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
