Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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