Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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